Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
Part of the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only series, this illustrated edition features such topics as
- The World's Smelliest Ghosts
- The Founding Father who Farted Proudly
- A Mama Mutt that Adopted a Human Baby
- South Africa's Snake Girl
- The Abominable Crustacean
- Cleopatra's Beauty Tips
- An Artist Who Sculpts with Toenail Clippings,
Plus...riddles and jokes, quotes and quizzes, brainteasers, word-origins, and much, much more!
Uncle John's Smell-O-Scopic Bathroom Reader includes story lengths to fit any attention span (or accommodate any duration of Throne Time)--"short" (one page), "medium" (two pages), and "long" (three to five pages)--and they're all fun, informative, and educational. Warning: If you drink milk while reading this book, it may come out of your nose.