Life's a Beach and Other Spongebobisms
If you don't know who he is (where have you been??), just turn on the TV. Sponge Bob is literally a sponge, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea, along with a cast of unusual characters.
This book from Simon and Schuster is a fun little volume full of Sponge Bob wisdom. You'll see new takes on classic sayings like "Sticks and stones may clog my pores, but names will never hurt me." and new favorites like "Don't be a stick in the sand."
Fans of all ages will enjoy this one, from the youngest to the oldest.