Food, Girls, and Other Things I Cant Have is a fun and hilarious romp through high school told though the eyes of a sensitive and overweight fifteen-year-old teen named Andrew Zansky. Not only can't Andy fit in his size 48 pants but he feels out of place in his family too. It doesn't help either that his mother is a caterer. Then a new girl catches his attention. He tries hard to catch her eye which leads him to trying out for the football team. What happens next is sure to make readers laugh and cheer Andy on.
I loved this story! Andys trials and struggles to find himself in high school are totally believable. I laughed throughout this tale. Andy is funny, down to earth, and likeable. I couldnt put this book down! Andy is sure to be a favorite hero.