Val's life changes forever when Francie--a big-haired self proclaimed "slutty" blond-- walks into her physics class. Francie decides to befriend Val and steals a dress for her. Shoplifting then bonds them, it's what they do. They steal everything from liquid eyeliner to a swarovski crystal unicorn. But is their friendship strained from all of the crime and secrets. All this happens while Val's brother is dying, no one seems to know why; and Francie has a dark secret hidden from everyone, including Val. But how will this blonde joke end?
This book is written differently than most books, it was written with a one track focus. It only had the elements needed to make the story continue and end the way it was intended. Most of the story was based on the shoplifting and things directly related to the shoplifting. But it seemed to fit this story, it made it flow very well. This was a very nicely written book. It was very funny and had an interesting plot with lots of twists. I do think it would have been better with more details, but i did like it as a fun short read.