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Today we're spotlighting Jonathan Rosen's Night Of The Living Cuddle Bunnies

Read on for more about Jonathan, his book, plus an guest post and giveaway!

 

 

 

 

 

Meet Jonathan Rosen!

I was born in a little log cabin in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota.

No, wait. Sorry, that’s not me. I always forget. Although, I think the real story is just as interesting. I was born in Brooklyn, NY. My mom is a native New Yorker and my dad was Mexican. I have lived in and visited many places around the world, and enjoyed each one. I think my favorite trip was to London, though I did get a huge kick out of visiting Loch Ness. No, I didn’t see Nessie. Yes, I tried. Yes, I believe. Along, with Bigfoot, The Yeti, Ghosts and Aliens. Though I’m sorry to say, I have every reason to believe that YOU just might be a figment of my imagination.

I currently live in South Florida with my ultra-supportive family, a dog, two turtles and lots of fish. My three kids all critique my work and tell me what I should be working on next, so if you want me to be writing something in particular, speak to them. In my “spare time”, I help coach the 12U Coral Springs Panthers Travel Softball Team. As I like to tell them, when they win, it’s due to brilliant coaching. When they lose, it’s because they didn’t execute the gameplan. Lastly, every so often, I like to time travel and mess around with the past, so if I accidentally changed anything in your life, I apologize.

 

 

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Meet Night Of The Living Cuddle Bunnies!

Twelve-year-old Devin Dexter has a problem. Well, actually, many of them. His cousin, Tommy, sees conspiracies around every corner. And Tommy thinks Devin’s new neighbor, Herb, is a warlock—but nobody believes him. Even Devin’s skeptical. But soon strange things start happening. Things like the hot new Christmas toy, the Cuddle Bunny, coming to life.

That would be great because, after all, who doesn’t love a cute bunny? But these aren’t the kind of bunnies you can snuggle with. These bunnies are dangerous. Devin and Tommy set out to prove Herb is a warlock and to stop the mob of bunnies, but will they have enough time before the whole town of Gravesend is overrun by the cutest little monsters ever?

 

 

 

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~ Guest Post ~

 

 

TOP 5 THINGS YOU NEED TO SURVIVE A NIGHT WITH CUDDLE BUNNIES!

Hi YABC’ers, and thanks for having me!

With my funny/horror book, Night of the Living Cuddle Bunnies, scheduled to hit stores any moment now, the fine folks, over here, at YABC, thought it would be a fun idea to write a post, suggesting the Top 5 things you need to survive a night in that world. And I agree!

So, without further ado, here are the Top 5 ways to survive in Night of the Living Cuddle Bunnies!

 

  1. Scissors

Scissors, or any sharp object, are a necessity. You need to be able to cut along the Cuddle Bunny seams, in order, to get to all the stuffing inside. If you’re able to tear out their stuffing, it hurts and weakens them. You can’t, properly, defend yourself, without a good pair of scissors.

 

  1. Holy Water

Cuddle Bunnies are evil. As any true science fiction and Horror aficionado knows, Holy Water works very well against evil creatures. You’re going to need a whole supply of this, if you want to hold off an angry mob of marauding bunnies!

 

  1. Super-Soaker

You need something to get that water sprayed onto those bunnies, as fast as possible. You can’t throw it at them. A water gun is pointless. You need higher volume. A Super-Soaker, contains just the right amount of pressure to spray enough water to sizzle those evil, little bunnies, and make them think twice, before attacking you.

 

  1. iPhone or iPod

This is one item, you simply can’t do without. There’s no understating how important it is. Either, you might want to try to capture some video of Cuddle Bunnies running amok, to prove it to your non-believing parents, or, and even more importantly, you’ll need it to play music. Those long ears, are very sensitive to certain sounds. In particular, that dreadful, Hugging Hippo song. Cuddle Bunnies just hate it! And when Cuddle Bunnies hate a sound, they avoid it. And anything that keeps them away from you, is a good thing.

 

 

  1. Reverse-Potion

This is a tricky one, since you probably can’t do it alone. But, if you’re fortunate enough to live near some witch or warlock, they’ll be more than happy to conjure up some reverse-potion, to turn those evil, little bunnies back into harmless, stuffed animals. And, once you do get some, you’ll be well on your way to breathing easier, when those bouncing bunnies of destruction are gone.

Well, I hope this helped. I suggest printing this list and keeping it handy, because this Christmas, when toys are being given out, you never know if one of them just might try something while you’re sleeping. Better safe than sorry, I always say!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Night Of The Living Cuddle Bunnies

By: Jonathan Rosen

Publisher: Sky Pony Press

Release Date: August 1st, 2017 

 

 

 

 

*GIVEAWAY DETAILS* 

 One winner will receive a copy of Night Of The Living Cuddle Bunnies (Jonathan Rosen) ~ (US Only)

 

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