Spotlight on Outward Blonde by Trish Cook, Plus Excerpt, Video, & Giveaway!

Spotlight on Outward Blonde by Trish Cook, Plus Excerpt, Video, & Giveaway!

Today we're spotlighting Trish Cook's novel, Outward BlondeRead on for more about Trish and her novel, plus an excerpt, video, and giveaway!



Meet Trish Cook!

Trish Cook is the author of four YA novels: So Lyrical, Overnight Sensation, Notes from the Blender, and A Really Awesome Mess. Her personal essays have appeared in Graze Literary Magazine and Spittoon, and she is currently completing her memoir, tentatively titled Bret Michaels at the Symphony. When she's not writing, Trish is a runner, rower, music and pop culture fanatic.

Meet Outward Blonde!

Sixteen-year-old Lizzie Finkelstein is a hard-partying socialite who lives a charmed life with her mother in Manhattan. After a public drunken escapade results in both an arrest and an embarrassing viral video online, Lizzie’s parents stage a late night intervention. Lizzie finds herself whisked away to Utah to learn a lesson or two about taking responsibility at Camp Smiley, a wilderness survival program for troubled kids.

Camp Smiley is a far cry from Lizzie’s high society life in New York. Without her stable of luxury hair/makeup items, her teacup Pomeranian, contact with the outside world or access to social media, Lizzie must face the harsh conditions of the outdoors. Grouped with troubled campers in which she’s certain she has nothing in common (except Jack, who’s pretty hot), Lizzie must now learn to dig her own toilet in the woods and build a fire by rubbing two sticks together before the camp will ever let her go back to her former existence. She has a choice: get with the program, or get out of there.


 “You’re not going to believe this, Jem!” I say when

my best friend finally picks up FaceTime. Her cheeks, nose, chin, and forehead are slathered in one of those masks she uses whenever she thinks she might be getting a zit. Which never actually happens. That girl is flawless.
“Try me.” Her lips are barely moving, which means the
mask must be almost dry, which means she’s probably more interested in peeling than talking right now. That will change once she hears my news.
“Guess who I just matched with on Tinder?”
Jem’s mouth moves the tiniest bit downward, her attempt
at a frown. She looks just like my mom after a fresh Botoxing: incapable of any facial expression. “Using an app to find a boy
is kind of pathetic, don’t you think?” she asks.
“Jem, Jem, Jem. You didn’t say the magic word. A girl like
me deserves a real man, not some immature boy.”

“Well, what you’re going to get on Tinder is a real creeper, Lizzie,” she warns. “And I like partying with you too much to
let you be found all over the city in a bunch of different garbage bags. Not to mention, I’d be such shit at giving you a
eulogy. One, because I hate public speaking, and two, I wouldn’t be able to bring up any of our best times together without giving the adults at your funeral a coronary. So no.” “You haven’t even seen who it is yet. Pretty sure you’ll think he’s worth the risk.”
Jem closes her eyes and puts a hand over her heart, adopting a sweet little voice that’s nothing like her loud normal one. “What I’ll miss most about my BFF Lizzie Finklestein is sneaking out with her on school nights, using our never-fail fakes to get into all the best bars, doing body shots until we puke, and making out with random college guys who have no idea we’re still in high school. I’ll never forget the time we ‘borrowed’ her mother’s Benz and almost ran over a group of Japanese tourists in Times Square. . . .”
I hold my hand up in front of the computer screen. And in
my hand is my phone, which still has the picture of Hot
Tinder Man on it.
“What . . . the . . . F***?” Jem is impossible to impress
and I’m pretty sure I’ve finally done it.
“I know, right?” The only thing standing between me and
this guy at the moment is my mom, who doesn’t take her Ambien until right before she goes to bed. When she zonks out, I’m sneaking out.

“It’s not really him,” Jem says. “You do know that, don’t you?” “Everyone knows he’s on Tinder,” I tell her. “And that he likes his girls younger. We’re perfect for each other. It’s, like, fate.”

“Oh, please.” Jem peels off an inch-wide strip of mask
starting at her chin and ending at her hairline and shakes it at the screen. “It’s an old, bald, smelly, fat creeper pretending to
be him so he can rape and dismember you.”
“Dismember. Good SAT word, Jem. Mrs. Lemelson would
be so proud,” I say, invoking our prudish, perma-single English teacher. “But I guarantee you it’s really him. If you don’t believe it, come to the Standard with me and see for yourself.”
Jem’s peeling like crazy now. “It’s not him, and that fat
smelly old creeper is going to throw you into the Hudson once he dismembers you. Do you really want to be shark bait?”
“I thought you said he was going to leave me in garbage
bags all over the city?” I tease. “Besides, I’m pretty sure there are no sharks in the Hudson. And if you were really that worried, you’d be my wingman.”
Jem strips off the final bit of mask. Her face is a gorgeous
deep caramel again, except for the smallest pink dot you’ve ever seen on the side of her nose. It’s probably from the colored pens we used in art class today. She points to the supposed “zit.”
“I can’t be seen in public like this. Activate your Find My
Friends app so I’ll at least be able to tell the cops where some
of your body parts are.”
I shrug. “Okay, but you’re missing out. Because I’m pretty
sure James Franco would be up for a threesome. Just think of the pictures we’d get pretending we were going to go through with it—”
“Fake Franco, you mean,” Jem interrupts me.
“He’s the real deal,” I tell my friend, and click the Face-
Time screen down before she can try to convince me some more he’s not who he says he is. Or worse, decide to come 
along and initiate a threesome for real (which she knows I’d never participate in, leaving her with James Franco all to herself, and she’s smoking hot so who could blame him, so, like, no way).

There’s a knock at my door. My mom peeks her head inside my cavernous room. She peers first at my king-sized canopy bed, which is currently covered in pillows of every shape and size but not me. Then she glances over to my dog’s bed where Poochie—my adorable googly-eyed Shih Tzu with a crooked underbite—is fast asleep. She’s twitching and smiling and probably dreaming about bully sticks, her favorite treat. Whoever decided dried bull dick might be a good dog snack is a certified psycho, but Poochie is obsessed with it so I guess I’ll have to keep buying it.

Finally, Mom realizes I’m sitting on my white leather chaise
by the window, like always. My laptop is on my lap, like always. And I’m not doing my homework, like always. Mom has on a silky nightgown and robe. That must mean it’s Ambien time. “You almost ready for bed?” Her eyes are glassy and she’s a bit wobbly—both sure signs the medicine is already taking effect.

“Yeah! Don’t you like my pajamas?” I gesture at my crop
top and miniskirt. I hide my high heels under a throw so she’s less likely to realize the outfit screams “going out” and not
“going nighty-night.”
Mom ignores my clothing and stares straight at my forehead, where a subtle, stubborn swath of acne has been camped
out since sixth grade. If Jem had my skin issues, she’d never
go out again. Luckily there’s such a thing as cover-up or neither would I. “Did you remember to put on your prescription
face lotion?”

Figures that even when she can barely focus, all she can see is my flaws. I don’t reply. She won’t remember my answer in the morning or that she ever asked anyhow.
Mom mumbles goodnight and shuffles down the long hall 
of our penthouse apartment. It takes her forever to get there. As a little kid, I used to hate the yawning distance between us. Instead of staying tucked in, I’d make a break for it every night, jumping as far from the mattress as possible and sprinting away to be with her and my dad. Warm and safe between them was the only place I could ever get a decent night’s sleep. After all, Ursula the Sea Witch didn’t live under THEIR bed.

So good thing I’m not a little kid who’s scared of an evil fictional octopus anymore (mostly), since that kind of comfort isn’t even an option now that my parents are divorced, Dad went to live out his save-the-world dreams in Africa, and Mom decided she prefers being in a medicated coma to snuggling. Even better is that I actually like how far away they are from me these days. Especially at night. Because you do the math: divorced dad living in another country + mom’s room being down an endless hall + her having an anxiety disorder that requires daily doses of Klonopin x Ambien = me being able to do whatever and whoever I want to, whenever I want to. Which, tonight, is none other than James Franco. 



Outward Blonde

By: Trish Cook

Release Date: April 18, 2017 


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Comments 3

John on Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:07

The cover is nifty and this sounds like it might be a good read!

The cover is nifty and this sounds like it might be a good read!
Shelly Hart on Thursday, 04 May 2017 21:36

Sounds great! My daughter would love this!Cute cover too!

Sounds great! My daughter would love this!Cute cover too!
Megan Coppadge on Friday, 12 May 2017 20:23

I had a really bad interaction with a raccoon when I was little so honestly the raccoon on the cover freaks me out. I just want to yell out and warn her that he's behind her lol.

I had a really bad interaction with a raccoon when I was little so honestly the raccoon on the cover freaks me out. I just want to yell out and warn her that he's behind her lol.

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